I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile.

That moment when you hear a girl who you don’t like talking about One Direction at school…

Then you go into super secret spy mode and start to listen more closely

as she goes on and on about how hot they are,

and she keeps saying how amazing What Makes You Beautiful is or how she saw them on Nickelodeon.

And you’re just sitting there like all apPAULed.